"Troglodyte" - A real cave dweller. Karol Madera lacks creativity. He's so uncreative, he turns these nicks around and applies them to his detractors. They don't fit, of course, but to a delusional, pill-popping, foul-mouthed, drunk, that hardly matters. "Pedophile" - Self explanatory. Madera has remarked on the sexual characteristics of children as young as 11 years of age, making sexual references to both girls and boys and attempting to lure pre-teens and engaging in discussion of anal sex with 12 and 15 year old boys. "Hunchback" - Due to improper nutrition as a child and abusive drinking as an adult, Madera was unable to sustain a proper level of calcium to support his frame. Hence, his stoop-shouldered stance and the descriptive, Hunchback. "Psycho" - Madera sees and hears things that just aren't there. His conclusions are often completely delusional. Hence the name Psycho. It's followed him for years. "Fruitcake" - FCC Enforcer Riley Hollingsworth penned this one via email and in a famous speech at the Dayton Hamvention. Fruitcake typically refers to a stereotypically gay male or someone who's mentally ill. The one name that's stuck to Madera like glue. It fits him to a T. "Cap'n Gerbils" - A combination of the unfortunate Internet rumor about Richard Gere and the fact that Madera has studied and employed many of the same propaganda techniques as his mentor, the infamous Nazi, Joseph Goebbels. "Mongoloid" - Due to the three previous invasions of Poland by the Mongols, Madera was informed he's more Mongol than Polish. Ergo, the 'Mongoloid Madera' nickname was born. "Maggot" - Madera is the Czech cognate for Magyar which means 'the Hungarian' so Madera isn't even a Pole. Just ignorant as to his parentage, with all that implies. "Button-Dick" - The recording of the same name below will make this concept abundantly clear. Madera admits his manhood is about the size of a button. Maybe smaller. Hence, "Button-Dick!" "F-Tard" - This one's easy. Because Madera says the F word more than anyone we know, and because he surrounds himself with retarded (Davide) and unidentified ops (Spark-Gap) Madera is known as the ultimate F-Tard. Others - Misogynist, Racist, Coprophile, Anti-Semite, Woman and Child Abuser, Propagandist, Hate Monger, etc., are all fully explained and verified by listeners in our "Past Issues" sections. Note: The Center for Media Studies does not condone the use of hurtful nicknames, but we do answer questions about Karol Madera, from time to time.